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As soon as calieber told me he was doing this, I thought of the… 
17th-May-2005 09:19 pm
got it goin' on
As soon as calieber told me he was doing this, I thought of the mother of all personal ads, going strong since 1999...

10K for a Wife!

Yes, as of December 2004 Rod's still on his search for that special lady. What could he be doing wrong? Could it be the repeated use of the phrase "my lover"? His gushing over Oprah and Dr. Phil? The fact that he's willing to tell you his entire life story from DNA up until yesterday morning before he even meets you? His insistence, repeated a good dozen times over, that you send him a photograph of yourself before he'll consider contacting you, helpfully including instructions on how to get photos scanned at the local Kinko's? Or is it because he writes stuff like "Love is the shellac that you put on the puzzle when it is complete in order to make the cracks disappear between the pieces"? No one can say, but good luck, Rod! Maybe you'll want to consider throwing in a cow and some magic beans with that dowry.
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18th-May-2005 06:42 am (UTC)
"She should believe that if we can afford for her not to work, then daycare is out of the question for our children."

In other words, it's out of question for his wife to have a career of her own after they have the "several children" he's expected to have in the "next 3-5 years". Nice.
31st-Aug-2005 03:35 am (UTC) - hmmm
Anonymous
Apparently Rod is looking for a woman who knows people who don't use Mozilla on a Mac. (His little scroll-down windows run off the screen, and you can't read them.) Not that I'm interested, mind you.

But then I think a lot of us would be a lot happier if we included browser / platform compatibility among desired traits in a partner...

verbalchameleon
15th-Dec-2005 08:40 am (UTC)
Maybe you'll want to consider throwing in a cow and some magic beans with that dowry.

LOL, I see what you did there LOL.

LOL.

LOL.

You're implying that what he's doing is like a dowry, which is weird and maybe even wrong. (let's say "creepy")

That is creepy because our society is different, we don't pay for women:

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