Ok, it's been a slow start ...
This is the tag post. The list as it stands (the definitions aren't binding, just guidelines):
inseminate inseminate inseminate -- for those who put having a partner second to having a child
multiple taste failure -- for ads that fail on a variety of fronts (this is a sort of miscellaneous category)
skipped a step -- for people who are jumping a bit ahead of themselves
traditionalist -- for, well, throwbacks