As soon as calieber
told me he was doing this, I thought of the mother of all personal ads, going strong since 1999...10K for a Wife!
Yes, as of December 2004 Rod's still on his search for that special lady. What could he be doing wrong? Could it be the repeated use of the phrase "my lover"? His gushing over Oprah and Dr. Phil? The fact that he's willing to tell you his entire life story from DNA up until yesterday morning before he even meets you? His insistence, repeated a good dozen times over, that you send him a photograph of yourself before he'll consider contacting you, helpfully including instructions on how to get photos scanned at the local Kinko's? Or is it because he writes stuff like "Love is the shellac that you put on the puzzle when it is complete in order to make the cracks disappear between the pieces"
? No one can say, but good luck, Rod! Maybe you'll want to consider throwing in a cow and some magic beans with that dowry.