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5th-Dec-2005 10:58 am(no subject)
the eye of god
I just wanted to mention Patti Beadles's Dating Horrors site. And I can, 'cause it's my comm.
8th-Jul-2005 11:57 am - Tags!
the eye of god
Ok, it's been a slow start ...

This is the tag post. The list as it stands (the definitions aren't binding, just guidelines):

inseminate inseminate inseminate -- for those who put having a partner second to having a child
multiple taste failure -- for ads that fail on a variety of fronts (this is a sort of miscellaneous category)
skipped a step -- for people who are jumping a bit ahead of themselves
traditionalist -- for, well, throwbacks
17th-May-2005 09:19 pm(no subject)
got it goin' on
As soon as calieber told me he was doing this, I thought of the mother of all personal ads, going strong since 1999...

10K for a Wife!

Yes, as of December 2004 Rod's still on his search for that special lady. What could he be doing wrong? Could it be the repeated use of the phrase "my lover"? His gushing over Oprah and Dr. Phil? The fact that he's willing to tell you his entire life story from DNA up until yesterday morning before he even meets you? His insistence, repeated a good dozen times over, that you send him a photograph of yourself before he'll consider contacting you, helpfully including instructions on how to get photos scanned at the local Kinko's? Or is it because he writes stuff like "Love is the shellac that you put on the puzzle when it is complete in order to make the cracks disappear between the pieces"? No one can say, but good luck, Rod! Maybe you'll want to consider throwing in a cow and some magic beans with that dowry.
17th-May-2005 10:46 pm(no subject)
Donut Love
phairbear and I spotted this in the New York Times a couple of years ago:

Successful lawyer, 58, wants
biological child with an
attractive, smart, classy
woman. Prefer Jewish. Will
marry. BOX 20799
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